Tuesday, April 30, 2013

CSI

Case # 21467

Unexplained: Adorable picture of young male, approximately 5 months of age, 18 lbs, 26 inches on Mother's Iphone. Time and Date of photograph unknown. Furthermore, photographer unknown.


Forensic Report: Picture immediately following on Mother's phone contained snapshot of alleged suspect. In fact, the next 22 pictures were similar in nature.



Motive: Intrigued 2 year old mind over-active and unsupervised.

Sentence: 12 months of mandatory supervision while using technology based product with the ability to take pictures.


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